He once said that he had been “in and out” of treatment facilities for mental health issues since age nine. He’s “always suicidal,” “always depressed” and is often found taking mushrooms or LSD. Every woman is secretly attracted to that which she can’t have - and there is nothing less sustainable than Pete Davidson. It comes down to classic dating psychology. Pete’s attraction goes beyond BDE, however. Pete’s dating résumé reads like a line up for a World’s Hottest Woman award every TMZ whisper of who Pete’s been spotted with proves that he never misses. Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley, Kaia Gerber, Phoebe Dynevor, Kim Kardashian and now Emily Ratajkowski have, at one time, been a Davidson squeeze. It’s not cockiness, it’s not a power trip - it’s the opposite: a healthy, satisfied, low-key way you feel yourself.Įvery woman, and I mean every woman, falls for it. Davis,īDE is a quiet confidence and ease with oneself that comes from knowing you have an enormous penis and you know what to do with it. It’s unexplainable but immediately obvious. BDE is less of a physical attribute and instead something more… spiritual. What is BDE, you ask? Well, think Robert Downey Jnr, think Adam Driver, think Jane Fonda. Davidson’s former Saturday Night Live colleague Jay Pharoah claimed Pete once told him, “it’s like nine inches.” But, in all honesty, it doesn’t matter how many inches Pete’s popsicle is, the sheer BDE is enough. Ariana Grande once tweeted, then deleted, “ten inches,” but she was probably just being nice. I’ll start with the obvious: it has been well-reported that the comedian is well endowed.
So, gents, I’d like to tell you what it is about Pete.
Men, on the other hand, think we’re mental. Women spend their Saturday nights salivating at Saturday Night Live, thinking about how they’d offer up their firstborn for one date with the comedian. But Pete Davidson is not just any man in the last ten years he has transformed from a nobody New York stand-up to every woman’s favorite plus-one.ĭavidson is a contested sex symbol. That hardly sounds like the face of a dream man. Peroxide blonde hair, black sullen eyes and teeth like Pez candies.
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